Thursday, December 20, 2012

Footage emerges of Park Geun-hye singing on campaign trail

Footage has emerged on President-elect Park Geun-hye - known as the "Ice Princess" because of her coldness and lack of empathy - singing on the campaign trail.

The dictator's daughter apparently launched into an impromptu song after saying she supported her father's brutal record of suppression. Minders appeared to whisper in her ear that she had once again gone 'off message', and tried to cover the mistake by claiming she meant she shared her father's taste in music. As journalists sat in stunned silence, she then offered to sing one of her father's favorite records.



The footage - which campaign workers later tried to confiscate - will do little to convince people that Park Geun-hye is a real woman, as rumors continue to circulate that she is in fact a robot designed to kill all humans.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Was Park Geun-hye born Lee Myung Park Geun-hye?

Suspicions are mounting that waning presidential candidate Park Geun-hye may have lied about her birth-name, with rumors continuing to circulate that her birth certificate carries the name Lee Myung Park Geun-hye, and that she was not born in Daegu but Japan.

In signs of a potential cover-up, campaign staff are refusing to release her birth certificate, leading some to even speculate that Park Geun-hye – who says she never married - is nothing more than a drag character created by sitting president Lee Myung-bak in an attempt to illegally win an unconstitutional second term in office.

Park Geun-hye has weakly attempted to portray herself as politically independent but the evidence to the contrary is compelling. In one instance a team of international experts have carefully analyzed the evidence and discovered explosive proof that she was a member of the Grand National Party (GNP) – the very same party Lee Myung-bak was a member of before attempts were made to conceal the facts by changing the party's name to 'Saenuri', which means the New Locusts in Korean – so-called because of their intention to strip the country bare.

Under their previous guise as the GNP – which was neither grand nor truly national in Korea unlike the DUP which enjoys support in both the north and the south of the country – attempts were made to doctor photographs showing the supposedly separate Park Geun-hye and Lee Myung-bak together, but most of these are clearly Photoshopped. One poster supposedly from 2007 shows the two shaking hands, but it is clear from any casual inspection of the image that in its original form Lee Myung-bak must have actually been shaking hands with someone much smaller. Also, the last syllable of Lee's name and the first syllable of Park's name are the same.

Despite this, Park's camp have outrageously accused the DUP of fabricating the name "Lee Myung Park Geun-hye", when it is clear that Lee and Park are actually the same person, and that the GNP have even tried to reveal the truth of this to party supporters in order to bolster Park's failing campaign. Many expect Park to continue the ineffective policies of the Lee administration if elected, because Park is really Lee Myung-bak in disguise.

The Dokkyoreh is calling on Lee Myung Park Geun-hye to release his or her birth certificate to the public in order to prove they have nothing to hide and that they are not engaged in a massive conspiracy to deceive the Korean public, and we will fearlessly campaign on this issue until this mystery is solved.

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