Thursday, December 20, 2012

Footage emerges of Park Geun-hye singing on campaign trail

Footage has emerged on President-elect Park Geun-hye - known as the "Ice Princess" because of her coldness and lack of empathy - singing on the campaign trail.

The dictator's daughter apparently launched into an impromptu song after saying she supported her father's brutal record of suppression. Minders appeared to whisper in her ear that she had once again gone 'off message', and tried to cover the mistake by claiming she meant she shared her father's taste in music. As journalists sat in stunned silence, she then offered to sing one of her father's favorite records.



The footage - which campaign workers later tried to confiscate - will do little to convince people that Park Geun-hye is a real woman, as rumors continue to circulate that she is in fact a robot designed to kill all humans.